Celebrities in the Renaissance

Today we want to blow your mind with the following experiment. Let’s imagine that now is the Renaissance. How would look celebrities in the Renaissance? Artists from creative website worth1000.com have tried “to catch the moment” and show us famous paintings but with modern celebrities in the main roles. All these new characters are without celebrity plastic surgeryand some of them look very natural in their new roles. Check them out!

Johnny Depp Angelina Jolie Sylvester Stallone Brittany Murphy Robert De Niro Al Pacino Hugh Laurie Julia Roberts Elijah Wood Nicolas Cage Alicia Keys Sean Connery Michael Jackson Anne Hathaway Vladimir Putin Gillian Anderson Uma Thurman Orlando Bloom Michael Jordan Natalie Portman Penélope Cruz Nicole Kidman Jennifer Aniston Jack Nicholson Harrison Ford Mel Gibson Drew Barrymore Catherine Zeta-Jones Bruce Willis Robin Williams Jude Law Kate Beckinsale Gemma Arterton Lily Cole

Morning Jokes

Caught Stealing

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

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Subjects for a Date

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boys' nervousness builds.

He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"

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Problem with a Dog

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.

Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

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Old Man on a Bench

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.

"Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then have fun together laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make fun together laughing and relaxing again. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and enjoy ourselves."

The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn't be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!"

So, the old man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't remember where I live!"

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10 Keajaiban Alam yang Jarang diKetahui Manusia

Ketika kita berfikir tentang keajaiban dunia, pasti terfikir tentang Piramid di Mesir, Taman Gantung Babilon, Terowong Channel dan Colosseum di Roma serta sebahagian yang terdapat dalam buku keajaiban dunia kuno moden.

Apabila berfikir tentang keajaiban alam, kita akan terfikir tentang Grand Canyon di Colorado, Paricutin Volcano di Mexico dan Great Barrier Reef di pantai Queensland Australia.

Keajaiban alam bukan hanya terdapat di tempat-tempat di atas. Perlu diketahui dunia ini penuh dengan keajaiban, terdapat banyak keajaiban alam lain yang menarik, seperti di bawah ini yang belum diketahui orang.

1. Pamukkale (Turki)

Terletak di Daerah Denizli di barat daya Turki, menjadi tumpuan bagi mereka yang menginginkan suasana nyaman dan tenang. Yang terpenting tempat ini adalah kawasan alam mineral dan boleh mandi spa kerana perairan batu kapur (kalsium) yang panas, muka buminya halus dan struktur organik yang kelihatan aneh.

2. Fly Geyser ( Nevada )

Terletak di Nevada, AS, Fly Geyser sesuai untuk mereka yang mencari air.

3. Valley of the Moon ( Argentina )

Valley of the Moon, juga dikenali sebagai Taman Nasional Ischigualasto, adalah tempat "di mana kita merasa memegang bulan". Di lembah kering, dengan bentuk alam semulajadi yang terhasil dari tindakan angin yang mengambil masa yang lama untuk membentuk batuan raksasa menegak dan menakjubkan.

4. Enchanted Well - Chapada Diamantina National Park ( Brazil )

Kolam cekung raksasa terletak di Taman Nasional Chapada Diamantina di Brazil. Poco Encantado, juga dikenali sebagai Enchanted Yah, mempunyai air transparan yang kelihatan dan pokok-pokok tua terutama ketika matahari hanya datang melalui celah batuan.

5. Wulingyan , Hunan ( China )

Pemandangan batu gamping terbesar dan dramatik di Asia terdapat di Wulingyan dan memang terkenal di Cina. Orang-orang juga menemui kesamaan antara gambar pemandangan di wilayah Hunan .

6. Ice Towers of Mount Erebus ( Antarctica )

Gunung Erebus adalah gunung berapi aktif terbesar di dunia. Ia mempunyai vulkanik panas yang dipenuhi dengan ais dingin telah menghasilkan sistem yang rumit dari gua ais di atas puncak Erebus. Ratusan menara ais juga dapat ditemui di Mars, Jupiter, Saturnus dan Neptunus.

7. Kasha Katuwe Tent Rocks ( New Mexico )

Kasha-Katuwe berbentuk Tenda Batu di New Mexico dengan rekabentuk berpahat terhasil dari tindakan seragam yang berbentuk formasi batuan yang dihasilkan oleh letusan gunung berapi yang meledak.

8. Comodo National Park ( Indonesia )

Pulau Komodo terletak di sebuah selat antara Pulau Flores di Nusa Tenggara Timur (NTT)dan Sumbawa di Nusa Tenggara Barat (NTB). Di Pulau Komodo terdapat biawak terbesar di dunia, iaitu biawak Komodo (Varanus komodoensis).

Komodo dipercayai keturunan binatang purba Dinosaurus yang masih hidup. Panjang komodo dapat mencapai 3 meter dengan berat boleh mencapai 140 kg.

Kawasan perairan di pulau Komodo juga terdapat perairan yang termasuk dalam keajaiban dunia bawah air. Dasar laut perairan Komodo adalah yang terbaik di dunia, di permukaan laut munculnya daratan-daratan kering yang berbukit karang.

9. The Stone Forest ( China )

Dianggap sebagai "Keajaiban Dunia Pertama" sejak Dinasti Ming, Hutan Batu Cina penuh dengan batu gamping dalam bentuk arca.

10. Salar de Uyuni ( Bolivia )

Terletak di Bolivia, Salar de Uyuni adalah gurun garam merupakan dataran paling besar di dunia. Meliputi kawasan seluas 10.582 kilometer persegi, jantung dari Altiplano mempunyai sedikitnya 10 milian ton garam.